June 13, 2007

Ways to Compare World Religions

Posted at 2:19 pm by Richard and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Popularity: 22% [?]

Here are some simple ways that you can compare all the major world religions:

  1. Read The Big Religion Chart,
    or
  2. Read this:

TAOISM – Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM – Confucius says: “Shit happens.”
BUDDHISM – If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
ZEN – What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM – This shit happened before.
ISLAM – If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANT – Let shit happen to someone else.
CATHOLIC – If shit happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM – Why does this shit always happen to us?
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS – Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens
HARE KRISHNA – Shit happens. Shit happens. Shit happens.
PAGAN – Shit is part of the goddess, too.
SCIENTOLOGY – This book gets rid of your shit.
EXISTENTIALISM – Everything is shit, so let’s be depressed.
NIHILISM – Everything is shit, so let’s blow it all up.
SATANISM – I made this shit happen and I’m glad about it.
SOLIPSISM – This shit happens to me alone, but I am the cause of it
ATHEISM – I don’t believe this shit.
AGNOSTICISM – What is this shit?
NEW AGE – For $300 I can help you achieve Shit Happens Awareness

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