20 gram Soul » nihilism http://20gramsoul.com Friendly outgoing eclectic agnostic seeks one gram of soul Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:27:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Ways to Compare World Religions http://20gramsoul.com/2007/06/13/compare-world-religions/ http://20gramsoul.com/2007/06/13/compare-world-religions/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:19:46 +0000 Richard http://20gramsoul.com/2007/06/13/compare-world-religions/ Here are some simple ways that you can compare all the major world religions:

  1. Read The Big Religion Chart,
    or
  2. Read this:

TAOISM – Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM – Confucius says: “Shit happens.”
BUDDHISM – If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
ZEN – What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM – This shit happened before.
ISLAM – If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANT – Let shit happen to someone else.
CATHOLIC – If shit happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM – Why does this shit always happen to us?
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS – Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens
HARE KRISHNA – Shit happens. Shit happens. Shit happens.
PAGAN – Shit is part of the goddess, too.
SCIENTOLOGY – This book gets rid of your shit.
EXISTENTIALISM – Everything is shit, so let’s be depressed.
NIHILISM – Everything is shit, so let’s blow it all up.
SATANISM – I made this shit happen and I’m glad about it.
SOLIPSISM – This shit happens to me alone, but I am the cause of it
ATHEISM – I don’t believe this shit.
AGNOSTICISM – What is this shit?
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