June 13, 2007

Ways to Compare World Religions

Posted at 2:19 pm by Richard and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Popularity: 20% [?]

Here are some simple ways that you can compare all the major world religions:

  1. Read The Big Religion Chart,
    or
  2. Read this:

TAOISM - Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM - Confucius says: “Shit happens.”
BUDDHISM - If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM - This shit happened before.
ISLAM - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANT - Let shit happen to someone else.
CATHOLIC - If shit happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM - Why does this shit always happen to us?
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS - Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens
HARE KRISHNA - Shit happens. Shit happens. Shit happens.
PAGAN - Shit is part of the goddess, too.
SCIENTOLOGY - This book gets rid of your shit.
EXISTENTIALISM - Everything is shit, so let’s be depressed.
NIHILISM - Everything is shit, so let’s blow it all up.
SATANISM - I made this shit happen and I’m glad about it.
SOLIPSISM - This shit happens to me alone, but I am the cause of it
ATHEISM - I don’t believe this shit.
AGNOSTICISM - What is this shit?
NEW AGE - For $300 I can help you achieve Shit Happens Awareness

May 30, 2007

Ali-G on Religion

Posted at 2:24 am by Richard and tagged , , , , . Popularity: 7% [?]

I’m not always a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen, the man behind character like Ali-G and Borat, but he does come out with some funny ones occasionally.

Best line from the clip:

Ali-G: “Let’s talk about this man, the main man, the mack daddy of this Christian thing… what was his name again?”
Catholic Priest (clearly frustrated): “Jesus Christ!”

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