October 11, 2007
Asking for Directions
Non Sequitor seem to come out with some good religious-themed comics. Here’s another one to add to the list.
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October 8, 2007
Christianity 2.0
Good to see religion doesn’t necessarily mean being stuck in the dark ages. Now if someone can just update the bible, we’d be set.
Oh wait, that’s being done too…
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September 29, 2007
Passive Aggressive Christians
I’ve you’ve never come across the site Passive-Aggressive Notes, you’ve been missing out. It, along with the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks always manage to keep me entertained.
One of their recent posts involved a few lovely Christian themed notes, asking Where Would Jesus Park?
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September 9, 2007
Jesus Saves
I’ve been away this weekend, and haven’t got around to writing a proper post, so I’ll leave you with a joke instead.
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, “THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.”
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
“It’s gone! It’s all GONE! “I lost everything when the power went out!”
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
“Wait!” he screamed. “That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?”
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
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August 27, 2007
Ricky Gervais, Creationist
Ricky Gervais on Creationism (taking the piss, of course…). He even opens with a disclaimer:
Some of the things you’ll hear do sound a little bit far fetched, I’ll admit that. But then I found out that the other name for the bible is “The Gospel”. So it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.
Ahh… the old “the bible’s true because it says so” argument… put much more eloquently, of course.
Link to Video
(Via Luke Pilarski)
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August 8, 2007
Google is my new God
I always knew the Christians had it wrong, but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. 9 Proofs of the REAL God:
- Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
- Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).
- Google answers prayers.
- Google is potentially immortal.
- Google is infinite.
- Google remembers all.
- Google can “do no evil” (Omnibenevolent).
- According to Google trends, the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.
- Evidence of Google’s existence is abundant.
Although, now I’m confused – is Google God, is is it the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Oh noodley/googley one, please give me a sign, so that I may know who to worship!
(via Williamely)
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