September 19, 2007

Do Everything Like a Pirate

Posted at 10:29 pm by Richard and tagged , , , , , , . Popularity: 71% [?]

Today was the day when every good Pastafarian (and other pirate loving people) talks like a pirate.  I, however, am a non-practicing Pastafarian, so I don’t generally observe these religious holidays (there was a pub crawl at Uni to celebrate, but I had to work instead).

But that should stop you getting in on the act! Even Flickr celebrated the day:

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If you didn’t talk like a pirate today, you’ve only got 364 days until the next time you can “talk like a pirate and not be entirely insane”.

So, I’ve been wondering - when are all the atheist holidays and festivities?

August 8, 2007

Google is my new God

Posted at 10:15 pm by Richard and tagged , , , , , , . Popularity: 26% [?]

Google HaloI always knew the Christians had it wrong, but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. 9 Proofs of the REAL God:

  1. Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
  2. Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).
  3. Google answers prayers.
  4. Google is potentially immortal.
  5. Google is infinite.
  6. Google remembers all.
  7. Google can “do no evil” (Omnibenevolent).
  8. According to Google trends, the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.
  9. Evidence of Google’s existence is abundant.

Although, now I’m confused - is Google God, is is it the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Oh noodley/googley one, please give me a sign, so that I may know who to worship!

(via Williamely)

June 27, 2007

20 gram Links for June 26th ‘07

Posted at 10:48 am by del.icio.us and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Popularity: 32% [?]

Here are some of the sites I’ve been looking at recently, that I wanted to share:

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